mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

(Source: femalesbelike, via but-youarevast)

Your mouth
could do
brutal
things
to my
heart
but you’re a
risk
I’m willing to
fuck
because I have a feeling
your hands
would do
beautiful
things
to my
thighs.

(Source: grasstafarian, via but-youarevast)

australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

(via kayleeann22)

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

image

(Source: dutchster, via kayleeann22)

sigh-highs:

asshole-tier:

truepac:

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS 

 someone could be thinking this about you right now you never know

looks-like-blue
ily sigh-highs.

(Source: hempura)

Mayday Parade Inspired Starters

  • "Take me far, far away."
  • "Down, and to the left."
  • "Please don't tell me that I'm dreaming."
  • "Get your hands off of my star."
  • "The hardest part is letting go of the nights we shared."
  • "Compared to your eyes, nothing shines quite as bright."
  • "This hurts me more than I can stand to say."
  • "I swear, we'll make it."
  • "Does this deafening silence mean nothing, to no one?"
  • "Is it too soon to say perfect?"
  • "When you're alone, do you think of me?"
  • "Oh well, oh well; guess I'll see you in hell."
  • "When you see my friends, tell them 'hi' for me."
  • "Sign me up, no regrets."
  • "Were you honest with yourself? - Every version of yourself?"
  • "Maybe we'll work out, like in the movies."
  • "You don't get lucky twice."
  • "We'll find a way to run away."
  • "'Love' is just an empty word you say."
  • "Why don't you go back to sleep?"
  • "Hell, I'll be just fine."
  • "It haunts me at night."
  • "I'm never alone, 'cause I've got you."
  • "Love, get me out of the cold."
  • "Go and try to be a man when there's a gun to your head."
  • "I know I've got my problems, and you'll probably leave."
  • "Don't you ever leave."
  • "May I say I loved you more?"
  • "I swear that you don't have to go."
  • "Can I tell you a terrible thing? It seems that I'm sick, and I've only got weeks."

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks, via kayleeann22)